There’s something special about a ‘SPIELBERG PUNCH’; never violent, but….fun, it even comes across in the Tintin trailer. #PROFESSIONAL
On any given day on my twitter feed…I find more worthwhile comedy than a night of 16 supposed ‘headliners’ at the Comedy Store. FUCK THIS.
LOVE. http://t.co/UfCrKRu
These little fucks are seriously gonna blast reggaeton shit right now? Homie, I’m glad all your bitches look like George Lopez in drag.
“My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.” ~ Warren ‘Splinter Fist’ Beatty
Who told you?! RT @HawaiianOrganDN @DANNY_DICKBLOOD Sexually he’s unstoppable too. Dude destroys cunt.
I FUCKING TOLD YOU!!! RT @Live_for_Films: BLOG: Harry Potter and Star Wars are the same according to this Infographic: http://bit.ly/qSiPqp
#GOSPEL RT @daemonjorge: @DANNY_DICKBLOOD @EricVespe Empire of the Sun = Spielberg’s finest.
I mean, I don’t reckon she’ll be pullin’ out any cash. She doesn’t strike me as independent….in ANY FUCKING WAY. Pray for me.
Though I would like to see a phantom edit. Completely cut Malkovich, the parents, and that grotesquely unfunny Asian twat. Perfection.
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